Friday, July 27, 2018

Horse Crippler Cactus

Horse Crippler Cactus A man who develops the horse crippler eats danger for breakfast after a morning run with scissors. In the wild, this cactus deflates through drought, making spines stand up, easily crippling unsuspecting horses. Sharp spines slide through a military boot like a hot knife through butter. Also known as devil's claw, devil's footstool and devil's mind, this rugged plant grows in states as hot as Hades, withstanding soil temps in excess of 160°F. It adheres well to life in a pot, just store leather gloves at the ready.



'King Cobra' Mangave This plant is indeed masculine it has man in the name! Together with snakey coloration and spiney leaves, this plant delivers the experience guys crave. It has the capability to draw blood or poke your eye out, but if you manage it right, it may not. What man can withstand that siren call of danger? Mangave (pronounced man-GAH-vay--even the name includes a macho ring) is a cross between manfreda and agave. Agave adds the spines; manfreda brings the colour. This butch beauty doesn't need pampering to look its very best. Simply give it a little water and a lot of sunlight.



ZZ Plant Move aside 007, Dual Z has came! This docile-looking houseplant is a superhero in disguise, complete with bulletproof character. It oozes manliness using its maintenance-free demeanor. Those shiny leaves are not waxed and buffed--that is the way they grow. Give this plant low light, warm atmosphere and valuable little water (we are talking water maybe 6 times in 15 weeks). That's all it requires. Dual Z stands for Zamioculcas zamiifolia. It is possible to phone it zamia for short.



Gunnera Any plant using a title which sounds like gun earns a place on the manly plants list. Gunnera, famous in backyard circles as giant rhubarb, conjures dreams of dinosaurs and journeys into the center of the planet. It is so testosterone charged it ought to demand a man card to grow it. Stems have thick spines that continue along leaf undersides. Leaves reach up to 6 feet across--readily earning the "bigger is better" award. 1 tip for success: Continuous moisture, boggy soil and light shade are a must.



'Big Boss Man' Pepper The name says it all. This is the pepper for the large guy at your residence. Plants produce peppers that quantify a whopping 7 inches by 3 inches wide--definitely more than 1 bite. It brings about the same heat as a jalapeno, therefore it's not a pepper for wimps. 'Big Boss Man' is a ancho-poblano form--it's called ancho when dried, poblano when new. Stuff it with cheese, wrap it in bacon and toss it on the grill for a snack no man can resist.



Venus Flytrap Half pet, half plant--venus flytrap is the best match for a red meat-loving man. Like any real man, this plant needs protein to endure. Its meat-eating appetite craves bugs, specifically flies and rodents. But these carnivores are known to eat caterpillars, grasshoppers, wasps and even small frogs. You may want to keep small pets away from this beast. Insects trip miniature hair activates on the trap leaves, causing them to snap closed in less than 20 seconds.



Festival Burgundy Cordyline The title appears to be a party, but this plant features a rocky personality that withstands heat, drought and sizzling summer sunshine. It's the perfect texture for a man cave patio, coupling colour with incredible growing power. You'll make compliments for its great looks without actually needing to do anything --making it the perfect low-maintenance plant! Where it is not winter hardy, haul it indoors (show off your muscles while doing this) and use it again next year (less plant purchasing and money savings). What's not to adore?



Tuff Stuff Mountain Hydrangea Do not let the pretty face on this tree fool you. Tuff Stuff is one hydrangea that takes its own licks like a man, withstanding warm summer sun without wilting and subzero temps without damaging blossom buds. It's a reblooming hydrangea, meaning it makes any man look good with its always great appearances. It is the ideal addition to a patio garden, in which it could bring beauty--and bragging rights--to backyard barbecues.



Boxwood Hedge Let us face it, boxwood could be boring. However, for a true man, a easy boxwood hedge won't cut it. He will draft blueprints, dig out the tape measure, rope line and maybe even a caliper or two, and tackle making his monster clipping Edward Scissorhands masterpiece. If your guy likes gadgets, this is the opportunity to get him a laser level and cordless clippers. Once he's completed, a drone may be next on the gift list--to capture aerial views of his invention and reveal his buds how it is done.



'Cream Spike' Agave Small but lethal, this attractiveness grows a just 4 inches high by 12 inches wide, creating a definite danger zone packed with prickly possible. Agave spines often pierce deeply, drawing blood. Forget safety goggles after growing this one--ensure your tetanus shot is current. The weird markings on the leaves are imprints left by the foliage border spines as leaves unfurl. Agaves don't need much in the way of care. Full sun, little water plus a well-draining soil keeps things copacetic.



'Purple Robe' Locust Following is a tree that displays a man's dudely smarts in picking out plants because it's a stunner. Purple blossoms in spring prevent visitors. Additionally, it gives him a opportunity to play with power tools, including leash and chipper-shredder. This tree forms thickets if you do not keep after it. In wind storms, brittle branches burst, giving another opportunity to break out the chainsaw. For a guy who longs to rev up his power tools, this tree has bromance written all over it.



Musclewood This native tree has a muscle-rippled trunk and tough-as-nails constitution. How hard is it? It's used in shopping mall island plantings in Atlanta. (Now that's tough.) It tolerates flood, drought, and light color, sunlight--and has great fall color. The dense, hard wood has been used to make tool handles, golf clubs, walking sticks along with the weapon that every red-blooded male longs to shoot: the longbow. This tree also goes by a far less glamorous names: American hornbeam and blue beech.



Dwarf Mugo Pine Give your guy a plant that makes his lawn the finest on the block--with hardly any work. Mugo pine develops gradually, rarely requires trimming and seems good yearlong. It's the Swiss army knife of landscape plants, fitting into foundation plantings, driveway pruning, tree borders or rock gardens. It even blends into a vegetable garden with ease. It is the ideal plant for a busy young daddy or a take-it-easy grandfather who wants lots of free time due to his grands.



Home Run Rose What's more attractive to a woman than a man with roses? A man with roses he climbed himself! With Home Run rose, fresh flowers are in season--with precious little effort demanded. This shrub rose's father is the famous Knock Out, meaning Home Run tolerates drought, salt and heat and shrugs off disorder like a guy shrugs at broccoli. To put it differently, any dude can develop it. Clip the flowers to your lady and let her see that your sensitive side. Score!



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